Bad Copy

Why is this Museum of Glass copy so difficult for me? I thought it would be easier than Re/Max for sure since it was a place I could experience, but nothing's coming out of me that I'm proud of. I even went and sat...for hours...in their Hot Shop hoping ideas would just seep into me by osmosis. But the best I've come up with is something similar to a cross between an episode of Barney and a list of side effects for a genital herpes drug. Even in 14 pt. font, it still reads like fine print. After re-reading what I had written yesterday, I actually involuntarily smacked myself on the forehead with the palm of my hand. Class should be fun tonight.