Errands

Running errands is the best. It makes me feel like I've done something with my day. It gives me tangible evidence that I did not sit on the couch and watch Celebrity Fit Club all day. I bought shampoo. I got gas. I can check "buy more dog food" off of my list (I'm a big list person.) It's one of the better feelings out there.

If I could make a decent living out of just running errands, I would. I know I could move to LA and become the self-deprecating personal assistant of some starlet, but I'd really just like to run errands when I want to run errands. I don't want Lindsay Lohan calling me in the middle of the night because she had a craving for blue M&M's. She can get her own M&M's. I just want to buy lightbulbs and face wash; and a new garbage can for the downstairs bathroom. Maybe a fan and a little hook for my keys to put by the back door. Yes, a hook would be nice.