What I Thought About Today

I am entirely convinced that the only way to solve a Rubik's Cube is to peel off the colored stickers and replace them on the correct sides.

I once knew a woman named Dee Day.

We have a stray cat that comes around and barfs on our back porch. We call him Ralph.

A part of the sun exploded on the day I was born.

The guy who works in the deli next to my work calls everyone from the Museum, Heather. This secretly makes me feel good.

I don't really know what toner does.

My father once knocked over a bowl of soy sauce at a sushi restaurant and it seeped into the white table cloth in the exact shape of Africa (Madagascar and all).